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Canada ALERT – Gonorrhoea Lectim

Here’s another one of those funny emails my nephew sent me recently…made me chuckle…so I thought I’d share it with you. Please note that this does not, in any way, reflect my personal electoral options. I think it’s meant for Canadians…but can be chuckled at from anywhere in the world…applies to all democratic elections…

Have a chuckle…:)

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced " Gonna re-elect ’em,"
and it is a terrible disease.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2007 and 2008 when they re-elected Dalton McGuinty’s Liberals in Ontario and the Harper Conservatives at the Federal level
and are now starting to realize how extremely destructive this sickness is.

It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. It’s pronounced "Vote-em-out". You take the first dose in 2011 and don’t engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it in Canada
.

Please pass this important message on to all those folks you really care about.

 

I hope, dear reader, that you see the quirkiness in this prose…and that you enjoyed a good chuckle…LOL!

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Posted by on April 13, 2011 in Uncategorized